But.. I’m your brother. I know your middle name.
What do you want for it, a medal?
I just. How did you even manage to forget.
I know lots of things. It’s not my fault if it got lost under the list of countries in Europe or amount of clothes currently residing on my bedroom floor.
That’s the one!
Do not quote Harry Potter at me, Blaine middle name I can’t be bothered to remember Anderson.
Oh really now? That’s very impressive. Then cuddling it is. I, too, am a pretty amazing cuddler. I might have to see that certificate if your skills aren’t what you say. Alright, I’ll be over in like 10. Try not to eat all of the cookies before I get there.
I’ll see you then, Brittany. Trust me, the cuddling won’t disappoint. I’m Cooper Anderson, after all.
Or you can pay me with cuddles or something like that. Don’t worry, I will. I had to clean up after Lord Tubbington all the time whenever he would throw crazy parties, so I’m pretty much a pro at it.
People don’t realise it, but I have a degree in cuddling. I’m an expert, I have a certificate on the wall to prove it and everything. It’s a bit wonky, though, ‘cause I don’t have one in picture hanging, but oh well. You should definitely come over. The show hasn’t got any better.