I’m a Slytherin, in case you’re wondering.

#you need to sort out your priorities

andersonblainee:

But.. I’m your brother. I know your middle name.

What do you want for it, a medal?

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#you need to sort out your priorities

andersonblainee:

I just. How did you even manage to forget.

I know lots of things. It’s not my fault if it got lost under the list of countries in Europe or amount of clothes currently residing on my bedroom floor.

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#you need to sort out your priorities

andersonblainee:

Christopher.

That’s the one!

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#you need to sort out your priorities

Do not quote Harry Potter at me, Blaine middle name I can’t be bothered to remember Anderson.

britt-theunicorn:

Oh really now? That’s very impressive. Then cuddling it is. I, too, am a pretty amazing cuddler. I might have to see that certificate if your skills aren’t what you say. Alright, I’ll be over in like 10. Try not to eat all of the cookies before I get there. 

I’ll see you then, Brittany. Trust me, the cuddling won’t disappoint. I’m Cooper Anderson, after all.

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britt-theunicorn:

Or you can pay me with cuddles or something like that. Don’t worry, I will. I had to clean up after Lord Tubbington all the time whenever he would throw crazy parties, so I’m pretty much a pro at it. 

People don’t realise it, but I have a degree in cuddling. I’m an expert, I have a certificate on the wall to prove it and everything. It’s a bit wonky, though, ‘cause I don’t have one in picture hanging, but oh well. You should definitely come over. The show hasn’t got any better.

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I’ll help you come clean up if I get paid in cookies.

I guess I can deal with that. You better do a good job, though.